Sunday, 9 June 2013

I have learned (chinese proverb)

"I have learned, I came alone and I have to go alone. I have learned,
People are with you only when they need you, Not otherwise.I have learned,
extra care of anyone by you will ulltimately bring blame on you,Not
appreciation. I have learned,
blood is thicker than water I have learned, but money is even thicker
than blood I have learnt
Ultimately........I have learned, Love yourself first and then Love other
people I have learnt"

Monday, 22 April 2013

Letter to the single ladies

Dear ladies, Firstly, if u are still struggling to find a husband at an old age because u are looking for a perfect man, Something is certainly wrong with
u. Now, your propaganda magazine tells u that 'All men are liars, cheats and useless, but let’s be honest here, which is more likely? Is it that there’s something wrong with about 70million African men, OR there is something wrong with one African Woman, U.

The Truth is this when a product is not doing well, the sales team doesn’t blame the

Saturday, 20 April 2013

Letter To Late Prof. Chinua Achebe


Dear Achebe,
Please, If you see Ojukwu, tell him that his brothers and sisters are experiencing another
Pogrom in Kano.

Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is preparing for another war.

Tell Zik that those things that made him cross the ocean 50 times seeking for peace is

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